|Image: "We Danced in the Snowlight Like So Many Years Ago...."|
Hand-Carved Wood/Mixed Media by Cara & Pam
In the Gallery this past weekend......
Lovely Lady: Have you ever thought of doing your art full-time? You'd probably do quite well.
Same Lovely Lady Spots Big Fat BooBoo who is trying to sneak into the gallery:
Lovely Lady: Is your cat swollen?
Me: (in my mind......)
YES. I am swollen too. SHE is a little bit swollen. Fat Aunt Sylvia is REALLY swollen. There must be something in the water here. I can only imagine what Rose Nylund will look like next year. Goatzilla? The Pillsbury Doe Goat?
Me: (out loud for the real world)
NO. Big Fat BooBoo is not swollen. She's just retaining water because of a nervous condition. When the food in her bowl is down 50% BooBoo gets nervous. SHE is the same way, but that is another story.