Yesterday we had a telephone order left on the message machine.
"Hi, my name is ___________, I would like to order one of your maggoty fish. I don't care what colour it is or how it is decorated. I just want mine to have lots of maggots. Really, the more maggots there are, the better."
I have added this phrase to my list of things I never expected to hear in my life.
"The more maggots there are, the better."