Fact: The cats are not allowed in the studio. Ever. Doors have been installed to keep them out. No cats allowed.
Fact: The cats love to be in the studio. They love to sleep on the studio sofa.
They love to get their fur on everything.
Fact: When SHE is not home, I open the doors and let the cats sleep in the studio on the sofa. They get their fur on everything. I lint roll.
Fact: Yesterday, she asked me if I had let the cats into the studio while she had been out. I said no. She asked again. She even asked if I was SURE I hadn't let them in. I said I had not.
Fact: She had taken a sneaky photo and had evidence to prove that I had, indeed, let the cats into the studio.
Fact: The cats sold me down the river. They didn't try to hide or look busy.
Fact: Their days of studio sofa surfing are through.
Image: Socks Waits For Poppy to Come Home
Image: Sneaky Photo of Studio Cats