The Wee Italian has a new Valentine. He and Wilma Feral have become quite obsessed with each other. BooBOO, in a jealous rage, told W.I. that he should not be hanging around with girls from the wrong side of the window. HE doesn't care at all...he doesn't mind her scratches, or that she eats birds or that she runs with a rough crowd. Ever since he saw an episode of "Happy Days" last week, he thinks he is "The Fonz". Wilma is his "Pinky Tuscadero". It is all too much for BooBOO to bear, and she has taken to her bed with a large bag of Temptations. SHE told BooBOO that SHE would be her Valentine. Thank goodness for me, the pressure was off. All I had to offer was a bottle of Barolo and a Hershey's Kiss.