Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Huomenta Jörö Nainen !!! I Can Write This Because SHE Hardly EVER Reads the Blog!

"Rise" Oil on Canvas * Cara Kansala *
 2010 Private Collection
I am an early riser. I wake up with a bang. When my body is finished sleeping it opens my eyes and I am up like a jack-in-the-box. During the first 3 minutes of eye-popping-open action, I have a lot to say.
Of COURSE I do, I have been silent for 8 whole hours! A lot of blanks to fill in. A lot of information to pass along......
SHE does not appreciate this about me. Not at all.
6am
 Eyes Pop Open “PING!”
 ME: HI! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HER: argghhhblahhhhh.
ME: HOW DIDJA SLEEP? ARE YOU AWAKE? WHAT A GREAT DAY! I JUST PUT THE COFFEE ON! DID YOU HEAR THE CROWS AWHILE AGO? DID YOU HEAR BOOBOO AND NANA FIGHTING IN THE NIGHT? WHAT’S NEW WITH YOU?
HER: blarghhhhhhhhhhh..........
ME: WAKE-Y, WAKE-Y, EGGS-N-BAKEY!
I poke, poke, poke her arm.
HER: sssshhhhtop.......

ME: SO, IF YOU GET UP NOW, I Say, GET UP NOW, YOU CAN GET READY, GET DRESSED, GET GOING TO THE HARDWARE STORE, GET HOME AND GET TO WORK!!!!! 

HER:  GET BENT



Last night, The Yummiest Sunset Since Time Began. Raspberry Meringue on a cloud of Blueberry pudding! Definitely a future painting....or dessert!

3 comments:

A Scattering said...

A stunning backdrop for Rose's cottage!

seastrandsstudio.com said...

It's hard to be mad with someone who misses you while you're asleep. :-)

I have a border collie just like you.

Rosa Robichaud said...

You just described my sleeping or waking moments to a TEE!!!

And in such a comical way, too! *grin*

LOVE your word description of the Yummiest Sunset Since Time Began!!!

Once again, thanks for the new blog!

Rosa