Monday, October 26, 2009

SPCA FALL FAIR

The SPCA Fall Fair was last Saturday and so many people were there to give their support and help the cause. So terrific! The gala a few weeks ago went really well and they raised a lot of money for the spay and neuter program. The pieces we donated did really well, too. Hurray for the SPCA!
Photo: Lily is wearing his "Ciao Bella" T-Shirt

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bring Me To Your Indigos Deep, Soar Through Watery Skies. We'll Fly Away......


This a carved piece we did for our first solo show, Joy! A Whimsical Celebration! It is based on a dream about swimming with whales.
Last night, we had friends over for dinner who were looking at it. We asked them if they could find the hidden lady swimming with the whale......they found them right away.

Can you find the woman, swimming with the whale?

Image: Water Skies by Cara and Pam

Hand-carved/Acrylics

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Do Goats Even Like Scrambled Eggs?


Scrambled eggs with feta cheese.....

Her: It tastes a little "goaty"

Me: Do you mean you are tasting as a goat would taste it...with goaty taste buds, or do you mean that it tastes like a goat?

Her: um....I mean it tastes like a goat....like it is too goaty.

Me: So you mean that some goats are goatier than other goats? Do you mean that if you licked a goat on the forehead it would taste like the eggs?
Do you mean that if you licked one goat on the forehead it would be goatier than its neighbour.....who just had a lot less "goat" flavor coming from its pores?
Her: PASS THE PEPPER.
IMAGE: "GOAT MOON" Spoon Cove, Newfoundland
by Cara - Acrylic on Canvas

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Our Blog in Print!

Yesterday we picked up the mail from the post office and excitedly opened up the newest Craft Council Provincial Magazine (we are always excited to see what our fellow artists and craftsfriends are up to!). There, on page 9, was a whole story about our Grumpy Goat Gallery blog! What a surprise...so funny and exciting! It's amazing that just since September our blog has been read over 800 times. Clustrmaps is so nifty! Thanks a lot...we'll try our best to keep the chuckles coming!
P.S. BooBoo was extremely insulted that they chose the photos of the goat and other cats. She was left out of the whole shebang and has been in a snit all day!
Photo: The Grumpy Goat Gallery in the magazine.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Cat-Astrophe Waiting to Happen.......




Our artwork is constantly under attack. "The Gravy Seals" (our cat brigade)get into paint pots, chew brushes, steal my chimney wires and hide drill bits. They plan surprise ambushes on the squid nets and try to chew up our fairies. According to lean manufacturing, we SHOULD keep them in a separate part of the house to make our work environment more productive. We should, but we don't because poor Lily might lose his will to go on. He spends his days plotting revenge on the squid battalion that hangs from the studio ceiling. We have seen his little attack plans etched in the dried paint on my desk. One day, I know, I will find 100, mutilated clay squidlings strewn about the floor with Lily standing over them all, triumphant in his glory.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

If We All Had "Happy Helmets" the World Would be A Better Place




I made the cats felted, wool "Happy Helmets". I even dyed the wool. (I am not allowed to do that again unless supervised.)

Meester loves to play with the little doodles that hang down. SHE says that they probably DON'T like the hats.....that perhaps they should only wear them on "special" occasions......

SHE : How would YOU like to have a hot, wool helmet full of hanging doodles jammed over your ears?

Me : I WOULD LOVE IT!!!!!
Tim Rast said...
"The helmets must bring inner happiness and prevent it from escaping through the rest of their faces."
Now I know what I am making HIM for Christmas.

Images: Meester and Nanabananapants having the best time EVER in the helmets.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

It Will All Be Worth it When I Win The Turkey.....







Knock! Knock! Knock!

Dry my paint brush...answer door.

Wee, little lady wearing golfing visor and huge spectacles....holding clipboard. This will not be easy.


Her : Good Evening. (it is only 2:30pm) Do you live here alone?

Me: Ah...no.....

Her: I know that...there's another woman lives here, does she?

Me: Ah....yes.....

Her: You own the house next door too?

Me: Ah.....nope.

Her: See a lot of people coming and going from here....

Me: Yes. Well, we have an art studio.

Her: People say you paint things....saw it in the paper. You make a living at that?

Me: Ah.......yes.....

Her: But you don't belong here.

Me: No. I just live here.

Her: Where's your woman to?

Me: Ah...working next door.

Her: Fella up the road says that's some new vehicle you've got there.

Me: Hmm......yes.

Her: My dolly, you've got a lot of colours on your shirt. That's the dirtiest shirt I ever saw! (She actually pokes me in the stomach with her pen...I turn red)

Me: Yes, I was painting. (I wave my brush around like an eejit)

Her: Do you want to buy tickets on a turkey?

Me: Hmmm....Sure.

And so I buy a ticket to win a turkey I will never win. Who knew it would be so difficult to buy a turkey ticket? Does everyone have to answer the same questions? If I had answered wrong, would I have been disqualified from the turkey draw?

In the past 5 years I have bought tickets for fish cakes, roast beef dinners, turkey dinners, cold plates, Christmas hampers, Easter hampers,ham plates, fish and brewis, church raffles and turkey hampers. I have been interrogated at every point of sale.....keep in mind, they are coming to MY door. At first, I thought they were from the census department. I truly think these women should work for the FBI. I do understand the curiosity...we are artists and live in a kooky-looking house and we ARE new here (only 5 years).

We don't mind buying the tickets. And we really do love our town. I just wish that sometimes I would win the turkey instead of feeling like one!


Image: "Just Ask Edna" A Tribute to Nosey Neighbours

by Cara and Pam

Hand-Carved Pine, Acrylics, Mixed Media



Monday, October 12, 2009

I Wasn't Looking At Your Pants

Newfoundland is famous for its laundry lines. I must say, I do love them. I am a sucker for colourful shirts, bras and jeans blowing in the breeze. Long underwear, don't get me started! It's a strange thing really, looking at someone else's drawers, but hey, if they're gonna hang them out there, I'm going to look! Best thing ever....a little old lady in a house dress hanging up a red and white checked bra...with frills. I never! (Well, I did once, but we aren't talking about me...)
Image: "Aunt Bun's Red Dress" by Cara
Acrylic on Canvas

Sunday, October 11, 2009

"There's Always Time For A Cup Of Tea"

These past few months have been especially hectic and it seems that we've been flying through the days, just trying to get things done. I am thankful for our friend Ian who comes over every day for his lunch. Sometimes I feel a bit rushed or bothered that I have to stop what I am doing, make tea and cookies and set the table when I have so much to do. But as soon as he arrives, with his big smiles, loud booming voice and twinkling, old eyes, I forget all of that and we sit down for 20 minutes and take a break. I am thankful to Ian for the time he gives us, his stories and his friendship. He is going to be 85 next week and is one smart cookie. He knows that there's always time for a cup of tea.

Photo: "There's Always Time For a Cup of Tea"
by Cara and Pam
Hand-Carved Pine, Acrylics, Mixed Media
Photo: "Ian's Here for Lunch"

Saturday, October 10, 2009

A Thanksgiving Miracle

We were in St. John's on Friday and did not bring treats or toys home for the animals. We don't usually bring treats for all 17, but it IS Thanksgiving. We knew we would be in the dog house. On the way home, we stopped and checked our mailbox and there it was....a lovely white express package addressed to all of our friends.....even Fat Aunt Sylvia! Thank you Lori, for the lovely turkey treats and catnip. You saved the day, and we didn't have to put up with any wisecracks or dirty looks from anyone.
It was a Thanksgiving Miracle!

Image Above: "Berg Watching" by Cara
Acrylic on Canvas

Thursday, October 8, 2009

When I Die, I hope Someone Has the Courtesy to Tie a Goat to my Tombstone

There was a goat tied to a tombstone in the cemetery up the road. I still want a goat of my own, but I am not allowed. She says that if I had ONE goat, I'd need two because the first one would be lonely. She thinks I would worry about the goats and think they were bored. She says I would end up getting them their own ipod and making them playlists of music that I think goats might like. She says I would make them outfits and knit them sweaters that they would eventually eat. She says, I would dress them up in Halloween costumes. She says she would come home one day and I would be playing Twister in the living room with two goats dressed in fairy costumes, 4 cats and a dog in a Robin Hood outfit, listening to "goat music" on the ipod.

SO?

Image: "Tuesday Morning We Fed the Goat,

Tuesday Night the Goat Fed Us"
by Cara and Pam 2006

Hand-Carved Pine, Acrylics, Mixed Media

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

ST. JOHN'S FINE CRAFT & DESIGN FAIR

The Christmas Craft Fair at the Arts and Culture Center is getting closer and closer. I keep asking Pam for carved pieces, even though she is working full time next door on the orange house. My Nerves! What if we don't have anything to sell? A sarcastic Pam says, “I know, why don’t you use your time wisely and make some more zucchini people, put them through standards and sell them at the fair?"

Ha! Fooled her...she was being smarmy, but little does she know that I already have Mrs. Nutterbutter the Butternut Squash Lady and Doris, Deb and Trixie, (the parsnip sisters), in the vegetable crisper, just waiting for the day.
Photos: Craft Fair 2005

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Most Beautiful Place in the World!

Last weekend we took a trip to Baynoddy in Chapel's Cove. We saw the farm, the alpacas and had a wonderful visit with Linda Lewis.
cats cats
I bought some stunningly gorgeous wool.....

...and a very dangerous felting needle that I am, in future, not allowed to use unless supervised.

Linda gave us what might be the biggest zucchini in the world.
It took a while to figure out what I would do with it...I finally decided on pickles. Meester is devastated as he was growing quite fond of Mrs. Z.... whispering sweet nothings in her ear. The pickles are very good, but we feel guilty every time Meester Lily looks in the jar.




Fahey Farm
135 Point Rd
PO Box 18
Chapel's Cove, NL
A0A 1V0
709-229-6296

Monday, October 5, 2009

Fresh Craft by the Pound.

Yesterday. We're next door, up the scaffolding, working on the siding.
(We are finished the long wall. YAHOO!)
An RV pulls into our driveway. New York plates. A man gets out and heads to the front entrance.....................................................
The studio is closed. Really. See photo below.

I climb down the scaffolding, drop my fat max hammer and head to the house to answer the door. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
I open the door.
Man asks, "So, how much is a pound of crab?"
UGH!

Friday, October 2, 2009

SPCA Fall Gala!

Custom Gift for the Gala


"Moonlight in the Tickle" by Cara and Pam
Hand-carved wood/acrylics/mixed media
Donation for the SPCA Auction 2009


Meester Lily







Papa Luigi


This is one of our donated pieces for the SPCA's Fall Gala on Saturday, October 3rd. It is a cause that is dear to our hearts. We try to help as many animals as we can here, at Crabby Cat Cottage, and often end up adopting them ourselves. Papa Luigi has the saddest story, but he is the happiest cat in town. (Except for the time last winter when he had injured feet and had to wear socks for 2 weeks)


Gretel and Lily have both come a long way.


P.S. We think it's silly when people dress their pets in clothes but we have to make exceptions for Halloween and poor Meester (Lily) who doesn't quite feel himself unless he is wearing something frilly.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

House sitter available...will bring own painting supplies!








Kitchen Bird Friends
When I have trouble sleeping I paint the house. It has gotten a bit out of hand. I am being threatened with Nytol as we are running out of walls.

I wonder why our friends never ask us to house sit.